Before I proceed, I want to recognize that most of these funny life quotes are from books, media, and friends. My thanks and kudos to those who said them. All but the last batch are anonymous, so my anonymous thanks to them as well.
Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as jogging for 20 minutes. Now I am sitting in the park laughing at the joggers.
An employee complained this show is really boring. Boss answered: we are in a Zoom conference, idiot.
People are prisoners of their phones, especially the millennials. That is why it is called a cell phone.
Many told me that we learn from our mistakes. I decided to make a lot of mistakes to become a genius.
Broccoli says it looks like a small tree, mushroom says it looks like an umbrella, walnut says it looks like a brain, and the banana said, can we change the subject?
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.” Bernard Baruch
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